- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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