Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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