- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Nick Cannon

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

A Sloth runs...

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

One time I walked into a fat kid..

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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