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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

Knock knock. Who's there?

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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