Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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