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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Why does life suck? Because it does

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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