- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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