- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

So does Blake

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

This is a joke. Laugh!

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

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