How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Knock Know! Come in!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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You all have Aids

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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My Boyfriend

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Women's Rights

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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Anti Joke

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