- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

"Knock knock." "No."

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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