- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Why did the man die? He was old.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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