Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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