- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

Get on your knees Ho

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

Three black men were walking...

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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