why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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