What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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Obama.

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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