What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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Hey, Max!!

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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field day?

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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