Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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Liverpool City Football Club

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42, that is all

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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