- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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whats my name? Matt

You're a frog

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

refridgrator

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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