roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

hi penis ham telephone

womens rights

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

your social life.

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