In the land of cheerios, there are three social classes. The bottom class consists of the regular cheerios, the middle class consists of the honey nut cheerios, and the top class consists of the frosted cheerios. One day, Mr. Cheerio was disappointed with his life in the bottom social class. He thought to himself, "Gosh, I bet life would be much better if I were a honey nut cheerio!" So he goes to the mighty cheerio king and says "Oh great cheerio king, what must i do for thee that thou might make me a honey nut cheerio?" The great cheerio king then says to him "I shall make thee a honey nut cheerio if thou wilt go to all the neighboring lands and bring me back 100 different kinds of vegetables!". Mr. Cheerio accepts the quest and travels for many months and years through all of the neighboring lands and finally collects the vegetables. He returns to the cheerio king and he honors the bargain my making him a honey nut cheerio. Mr. Cheerio is very happy with his new life. Due to his higher rank in society, he is able to find a wonderful job, marry a wonderful woman and have a few wonderful kids. One day, Mr. Cheerio thinks to himself, "I wonder what my life would be like if my family and I were all frosted cheerios. I could provide more for my family, and we would have a much fancier way of life!". He returns to the cheerio king and says "Oh great cheerio king, what must I do for thee that thou might make my family and I frosted cheerios?". The king then states "I will make thee frosted cheerios if thou wilt go to all the neighboring lands and bring me back 100 different kinds of fruits." Mr. Cheerio accepts this new quest. He departs from his family and travels for many months and years through all the neighboring lands until he finds all the fruits he needs. He returns to the cheerio king and he honors the deal by making Mr. Cheerio's family frosted cheerios. The life of the frosted cheerios is incredible. It is everything that the Cheerio family could have ever wanted. There are new opportunities around every corner. One day, a friend of Mr. Cheerio invites him to a dinner party that all of the frosted cheerios will be attending. Mr. Cheerio and his wife are talking to their friends at the party, when Mrs. Cheerio says to Mr. Cheerio, "Hey, honey, I'm getting a little thirsty. Could you go get me some punch?". Mr. Cheerio finds a very long line and stands in it. Once he gets to the front, however, he discovers that it is the line for steak, not punch. He repeats this process with half a dozen other lines, but he cannot find the line for punch. He returns to his wife and says, "Honey, there's something wrong with this joke. There's no punch line."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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smell the vitamin C

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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