Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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Wenis Penis

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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