Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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Knock knock What?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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