- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Jayden Eccles

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

squash squash who squash my ass

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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