What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Whats green? The color green.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Once upon a time, The end.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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