What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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