What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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