What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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