- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Whats worse than suicide? death

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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