- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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