- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Knock Knock Come in.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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