Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Lewis

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YOU

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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Women's rights.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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Miscarriages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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