- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Feminism

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

This sentence is a lie.

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