- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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