- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

what is big and white? Your Mom

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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