What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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feminists.

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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