a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Robin, get in the batmobile

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Women's rights

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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