- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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