- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What is long and black? The line at KFC

Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

An man walks to a bra

What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

the holocaust

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

Nick Cannon

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