- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

whats 2+2? 4

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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