- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

wanna here a joke? you.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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