what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Why so serious? Your brother died.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Anti Joke

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