- Anti Joke

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

Why was the man sad His got raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

Want to hear a joke? Me too.

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

Women's rights.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

Why was the man sad His got raped

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

Want to hear a joke? Me too.

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

Women's rights.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

Why was the man sad His got raped

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.