In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Weed.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Sarah Palin

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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