- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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