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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

How old are you? 20

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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