What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

guess what chicken butt

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

you just contradicted yourself.

Women's rights...

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

Anti Joke

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