- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

your mom is so blind she cant read.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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