- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

I had sex. Just kidding.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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