You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

Weiner

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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