One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Anti Joke

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