- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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